landslide
YOGAtta do what YOGAtta do. (sorry, can’t get any more lame than that.)
no matter what you do, you’re doing it wrong.
i could maybe use some of these toys myself too.
story of my life.
if you notice me getting fat, shut up and silently blame jeff.
yes, mommy, i do miss going to church once in a while.
the pauses between 