as the bond between friends strengthens over time, so does the invisible rope that ties you to them. on your neck.

just as you can count on them to be there for you when you feel you need bejeweled ears to listen to you rant, you can also count on them to kidnap you from your house even when you tell them you can’t make it to dinner because you’ve got work to do, which is a rather flimsy excuse considering how you all silently agree that between work and friends, the latter comes first.

they even have the getaway car ready by your gate.

i should know. this wasn’t the first time i’ve been kidnapped by my own friends — and ended up having such a great time.