when gayle talks, expect a lot of nonsense. and i mean A LOT! enough to make you seize and make you forget you even had neurons, to begin with. yeah, sure, she’s my friend and all but all that bull about birds having the same feathers is, well, bull. lol.

anyway, she posted parts of our text messages in her facebook with a little side-note at the, uh, bottom. i can’t wage war in the same battlefield with her because i don’t have facebook so i’m waging my own version of that war here instead.

(from gayle’s fb)
janut: unsa na kadugay gilat?
me: ever since i can remembr janut
janut: ha? so nagsugod pa na ganina?!
me: aw di sad ingana ka long ago!

wahahahaha. mura jd ug si spongebob ug patrick nagstorya!

(janjan’s turn!)
me: ikaw si patrick!
gayle: ikaw si plankton!
me: ikaw ang algae na kan-on ni plankton!
gayle: ikaw ang pus na nagtapot sa algae na kan-on ni plankton!
me: ikaw ang bugas sa pus na nagtapot sa algae na kan-on ni plankton!
gale:ikaw ang hardshell sa bugas sa pus na nagtapot sa algae na kan-on ni plankton! dah!
me: ikaw ang scab sa hardshell sa bugas sa pus na nagtapot sa algae na kan-on ni plankton! hahahaha! keep it coming, bitch! this is war! lol.
gayle: next time can we start with something bigger than plankton??? lol.

gayle: all these chinese talk in the elevator made me think in chinese! wahahaha!
me: ni-hao!!!!
gayle: chi nyan kwn pwe la mo we!! that was me telling them to shut up. hahahaha.
me: pak u choo! — that was them telling you to mind your own business! lol.

me: maligo sa ko oi kay i smell like hospital babies!
gayle: hospital babies kaha? lol.
me: actually, hospital babies’ shit jud bitaw! hahahaha!

all that nonsense in a span of thirty minutes! you can just imagine what two hours with gayle feels like. henie doesn’t need to imagine it, though. with all the retarded conversations he had witnessed, he’s this close to losing his mind! (if he hasn’t yet. lol.)